1. I dreamed I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted.
2. I dreamed I was an axle and I woke up tired.
3. I dreamed I was on an airplane leaving China and I woke up disoriented.
4. I dreamed I was a kitchen counter and I woke up deranged.
5. I dreamed I was a triple balcony in an opera house and I woke up in tears.
6. I dreamed I was a camera and I woke up shuddering.
7. I dreamed I was a centaur and I woke up amazed.
8. I dreamed I was a sink and I woke up drained.
9. I dreamed I was a watermelon and I woke up in the pits.
10. I dreamed I was a math teacher and I woke up nonplussed.
11. I dreamed I was a tailor and I woke up panting.
12. I dreamed I was a clothesline and I woke up all strung out.
13. I dreamed I was a taxidermist and I woke up hiding.
14. I dreamed I was a television and I woke up receptive.
15. I dreamed I was a window and I woke up in pain.
16. I dreamed I was a carpenter and I woke up floored.
17. I dreamed I was Yves St. Laurent and I woke up after a fashion.
18. I dreamed I was cellulite and I woke up infatuated.